sleeping bag

[Bitter End]

Paddy & Murphy are on an adventurous camping holiday in a south american jungle.
While walking through the jungle looking for somewhere to camp for the nighht ,they come across a clearing next to a river where they see a tent & camp fire.
Deciding that theyd rather camp somewhere else as they didnt know who was already camping there ,they start to walk on .Just as they walk away to find another place to camp, Murphy spots a crocodile with a mans head sticking out of its mouth through the smoke of the camp fire ,he turns to Paddy & says "Im glad were going somewhere else Paddy I dont like the look of him".
"The look of who?" asks Paddy
"That posh ---t over there!" replies Murphy pointing over to the man in the croc "look at the flash b-st-rd with his lacoste sleeping bag!