The Nurse and the Polis

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The Nurse and the Polis

Postby Bitter End » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:16 am

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised
him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that
it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown
up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private
parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in
large black letters was the sentence, --- 'Get well soon . from the nurse in the Mini you pulled over last week.'

JUSTICE ! ---- Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it !
Twice through the eye o' the sun to lift it.
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Re: The Nurse and the Polis

Postby ionnsaigh » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:40 pm

A baldy cop....
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