A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
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> While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
> As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
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> The dung was actually thawing him out!
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> He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
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> A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
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> Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
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> Morals of the story:
> (1) Not everyone who sh ** s on you is your enemy.
> (2) Not everyone who gets you out of s ** t is your friend.
> (3) And when you're in deep s ** t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


