Job Application
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:37 pmA man applies for a job in the local government offices.
The manager asks, "Do you have any allergies?"
Man, "Yes, caffeine, I can't drink coffee, etc.".
Manager, "Good, that's 10 bonus points towards your application. Have you ever served with the armed forces?"
Man, "Yes, I served with the Army and completed three tours of duty in Afghanistan".
Manager, "Well done, another 100 bonus points. Did you suffer any war wounds?"
Man, "Yes, I got my b******s shot off in an ambush".
Manager, "Good stuff, you now have sufficient bonus points and you can start next month. You will work from 11 am to 5 pm".
Man, "But it was advertised as an 8 am to 5 pm position, with an hour for lunch?"
Manager, "Well, it normally would be, but because we usually spend the first 3 hours a day drinking coffee and scratching our balls you can come in later".
The manager asks, "Do you have any allergies?"
Man, "Yes, caffeine, I can't drink coffee, etc.".
Manager, "Good, that's 10 bonus points towards your application. Have you ever served with the armed forces?"
Man, "Yes, I served with the Army and completed three tours of duty in Afghanistan".
Manager, "Well done, another 100 bonus points. Did you suffer any war wounds?"
Man, "Yes, I got my b******s shot off in an ambush".
Manager, "Good stuff, you now have sufficient bonus points and you can start next month. You will work from 11 am to 5 pm".
Man, "But it was advertised as an 8 am to 5 pm position, with an hour for lunch?"
Manager, "Well, it normally would be, but because we usually spend the first 3 hours a day drinking coffee and scratching our balls you can come in later".
