A Scottish Gentleman
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:37 pmA Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The Scotsman replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The Scotsman replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
