A joke or two
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:54 amSuch an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
