Resume :)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:56 pmThought you might get a kick out of this...
My Resume
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, I tried to be a Chef figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't
cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any >patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for >the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
My Resume
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, I tried to be a Chef figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
6. I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't
cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any >patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for >the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
