The Kintyre Forum

A party of tourists visited a distillery in Scotland.As part of the tour they had a look around inside a large refrigerated warehouse.Unfortunately it was the end of the shift for the person in charge and he did not know there were people inside.He duly locked the door.They were all found dead the next day.

Headline in the newspapers......."Booze company freeze a crowd."

Groan.......

Just as bad...............

A visitor to a Campbeltown distillery was surprised to find the whisky only two pence a dram once the tour was completed. The manager explained that it was the price to mark the centenary of the distillery opening. The visitor noticed, however, that the place was empty and there were no tours going on. "Have people here not heard about the special prices?" he asked. To which the barman replied, "They're waiting for the Happy Hour".

Touche,Govangirl.