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So there you are, having a dinner party.....

Your parents are there.....

Your in-laws are there.....

Your boss and his wife are there.....

The minister and his wife are there.....

You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner.....

Then in walks the dog.....


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Where did you take that photo of my dog?

Howls - on a very similar note, I was at a dinner party once and they had a relatively new pup which was causing carnage amongst the guests, sniffing, licking, drooling, barking, more sniffing, etc. The host and hostess decided to lock it in their bedroom upstairs out of harms way. One of their kids then inadvertantly let it out whilst going to use their en-suite, the dog bolted downstairs fast a lightning. We were all sitting there when it burst into the room with a pair of the hostesses underwear over it's head All I can say is the dog obvioulsy found them in what was quite clearly the DIRTY washing basket.

I have never seen a woman move so fast in all my life. Her and the husband almost trashed the house trying to catch the dog, who of course thought this was great fun, and all great game. All of us were just sitting there in stunned silence, until the husband and wife left the room after having collared the pup. At that point we errupted into hysterical, and I mean hysterical, laughter - I honestly thought I was going to die that night. The pup probably thought the same thing, and the woman probably wished she had.

Sheik, that's the first time I've ever laughed out loud at a post!!!!

Sheik Yir Erse wrote:Howls - on a very similar note, I was at a dinner party once and they had a relatively new pup which was causing carnage amongst the guests, sniffing, licking, drooling, barking, more sniffing, etc. The host and hostess decided to lock it in their bedroom upstairs out of harms way. One of their kids then inadvertantly let it out whilst going to use their en-suite, the dog bolted downstairs fast a lightning. We were all sitting there when it burst into the room with a pair of the hostesses underwear over it's head All I can say is the dog obvioulsy found them in what was quite clearly the DIRTY washing basket.

I have never seen a woman move so fast in all my life. Her and the husband almost trashed the house trying to catch the dog, who of course thought this was great fun, and all great game. All of us were just sitting there in stunned silence, until the husband and wife left the room after having collared the pup. At that point we errupted into hysterical, and I mean hysterical, laughter - I honestly thought I was going to die that night. The pup probably thought the same thing, and the woman probably wished she had.

Brilliant

Very funny

LANDROVER ROGER wrote:Where did you take that photo of my dog?

Its not a dog, its a big pussy..

hahahahaha

It'll come as no surprise to learn we've never been invited back

An heres me in the hoose maesel - laughin mae heid aff. Absolutely Brilliant Sheik.