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Evening Classes for Men

PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:03 pm
by Govangirl
New Evening Classes For Men!


ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY


Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
Sign up early and get a discount on registration...
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS
DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of
turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counselors available

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Re: Evening Classes for Men

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:41 am
by LANDROVER ROGER
Ouch!That hurt!

Re: Evening Classes for Men

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:12 pm
by EMDEE
I see it doesn't cover ironing or working the washing machine. Is that covered in a more advanced course? :?

Re: Evening Classes for Men

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:51 pm
by Govangirl
Whoa, Emdee......................... Let's just begin with the basics! A man that does ironing and works the washing machine? I'd even swap Sean Connery for one of those!!!! :lol:

Re: Evening Classes for Men

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:11 pm
by ionnsaigh
Modesty forbid. :lol:

Re: Evening Classes for Men

PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:54 am
by daftdog
Govangirl wrote:Whoa, Emdee......................... Let's just begin with the basics! A man that does ironing and works the washing machine? I'd even swap Sean Connery for one of those!!!! :lol:


So, thats why my girlfriend can't keep her hands off me.. and there i was thinking i was gods gift as well :lol: :lol: