the highland spring

[witchnettle]

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

Game keeper shouts ' Dinnae drink thon water min, its foo o' coo's shyte n pish.'

Man replies 'My good fellow, I'm English ....... repeat that in English'.

Gamekeeper replies 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'

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[LANDROVER ROGER]

Very difficult for a sassenach like me to re-tell

[witchnettle]

i know two english women who loved this joke and acted it out for their "mixed race" children, who also loved it !!!!!
no offence meant it is just a funny joke x
BTW it was sent to me by an english man x