The Kintyre Forum

A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre..............So he gave her one.

2 parrots sitting on a perch. One says, "Do you smell fish?"

Malky

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

Two bulls standing in a field, one says to the other "It's a freezing today, I think I'll go back to the steading and slip into a jersey".

2 cannibals eating a clown and one turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Malky

Two fish in a tank.One says to the other,"Do you know how to drive this?"

Walking through London once, I was asked by a tourist: "Do you know the Battersea dog's home?".

I replied "I didn't even know it was away."

LANDROVER ROGER wrote:A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre..............So he gave her one.

A Sound Engineer was watching on the other side of the bar so he gave her 1,2

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path ...

why was 6 scared ?
cos 7 8 9 x

Two women were discussing their respective husbands:

First woman says “My husband’s a ship’s captain, he works for Cunard.”

Second woman says “My husband’s a builder, he works quite hard too”.