Limericks

[EMDEE]

Limericks pack laughs anatomical,
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen,
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Ther once was a man from Darjeeling,
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing,
It said on the door,
Don`t spit on the floor,
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.(Fairly clean Emdee?)

[LANDROVER ROGER]

There once was woman called Starkey,
Who had intercourse with a Darkie,
The result of her sins,
Was triplets,not twins,
One black,one white and one khaki.

[EMDEE]

The trouble with limerick rhyme,
Is it’s dirty most all of the time,
But I would submit,
That it’s only a skit,
Which makes it much less of a crime.

[LANDROVER ROGER]

There once was a man from Bombay.
Took a slow boat to China one day,
He was tied to the tiller by a sex-starved gorilla,
And China`s a hell of a way.