The Kintyre Forum

Limericks pack laughs anatomical,
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen,
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Ther once was a man from Darjeeling,
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing,
It said on the door,
Don`t spit on the floor,
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.(Fairly clean Emdee?)

There once was woman called Starkey,
Who had intercourse with a Darkie,
The result of her sins,
Was triplets,not twins,
One black,one white and one khaki.

The trouble with limerick rhyme,
Is it’s dirty most all of the time,
But I would submit,
That it’s only a skit,
Which makes it much less of a crime.

There once was a man from Bombay.
Took a slow boat to China one day,
He was tied to the tiller by a sex-starved gorilla,
And China`s a hell of a way.