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A fireman was cleaning the fire engine at the fire station.He suddenly became aware that he had a visitor.
Pulled along side was a young girl aged about 9 years old.She had a model cart done up like a miniature fire engine complete with garden hose coiled on the top.He noticed that the girl also had with her, her pet cat and dog.
The dogs lead was attached to its collar,the cats lead was attached to it`s testicles.
The fireman said,"You would be able to drive that machine much more quickly if you attached the cat`s lead to it`s neck collar."
The little girl replied,"Yes,but then I would not have a siren."

Im sorry L Roger but I cannot think of a joke - too busy thinking about firemen, helmets, hoses and water to douse me!!!!!! Don't know what it is but firemen do it for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Govangirl wrote:Im sorry L Roger but I cannot think of a joke - too busy thinking about firemen, helmets, hoses and water to douse me!!!!!! Don't know what it is but firemen do it for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must have a great time when there's a major conflagration.

I seek them out, Emdee, I seek them out!