The Difference

[LANDROVER ROGER]

What is the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and can`t hit.......

[EMDEE]

What's the difference between a street market salesman and a sex maniac?

One bawls out his wares, and the other doesn't!

[ionnsaigh]

Fiona at one time bought all her fruit at a stall in Byres Road. Until the day she landed in trouble. My fault of course.
I set the wash at the wrong temperature. That wee white top wisnae white - she decided to go into Woolworth's for some bleach, then up to the stall to buy some peaches. As it turned out the peaches at the bottom of the bag where beginning to ripen - she about turned back to the stall. The guy said sorry hen that's the way it is -you can't have a refund.
Fiona cracked right up - and poured the bleach over the box of peaches on display. The Police where called.
She was charged with bleach of the peach.