Wrong word

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Woman goes to the doctor`s and says,"I am having trouble with my aviaries."The doctor examines her intimate parts and says,"Aye,you`ve had a cockatoo in there."

[Govangirl]

Man arrived home from work one day and found his wife with a very swollen neck and a high fever.

He immediately drove her to the local hospital.

They, in turn, admitted her into the Intensive Care Unit and asked that he wait in the waiting room.

After 2 hours of pacing, he was getting increasingly more irritated and upset. Then, finally the ICU doctor came through the door and approached him.
"I'm sorry, I think your wife has acute angina, and I want to keep her here tonight," he said.

The man replied angrily, "Like hell!! And what you doin' lookin' down there anyway when the problem's in her neck!!"

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Brilliant!