Wrong word
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:38 pmWoman goes to the doctor`s and says,"I am having trouble with my aviaries."The doctor examines her intimate parts and says,"Aye,you`ve had a cockatoo in there." 
Man arrived home from work one day and found his wife with a very swollen neck and a high fever.
He immediately drove her to the local hospital.
They, in turn, admitted her into the Intensive Care Unit and asked that he wait in the waiting room.
After 2 hours of pacing, he was getting increasingly more irritated and upset. Then, finally the ICU doctor came through the door and approached him.
"I'm sorry, I think your wife has acute angina, and I want to keep her here tonight," he said.
The man replied angrily, "Like hell!! And what you doin' lookin' down there anyway when the problem's in her neck!!"