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Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:31 pm**

Answered my front door yesterday,I was beaten up by a six foot cockroach with a baseball bat.

The doctor said it was just a nasty bug that was going around :wink:

Posted: **Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:59 pm**

Roger.

Don't you ever find it difficult getting to your landrover from the house with all those pickets from the Christmas cracker makers' trade union outside your door?

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:26 am**

Damn you Hugh,you have un-veiled my secret! :shock:

Come on then,post some better quality jokes!

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:47 pm**

You'll have to wait 'til Christmas 'til I get some new material.

P.S. That's a helluvan avatar :shock:

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:32 pm**

Two peanuts walk into a rough bar in Govan, not looking for any trouble.
Unfortunately, one was a salted.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:26 am**

A rough pub in Govan? Were they explorers?

"This is a nice place." said the nuts. "P**s off!" said the one-armed bandit. The bar snacks were complimentary but the fruit machine was out of order.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:42 am**

Hee Hee Hee

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