The Kintyre Forum

Everyone has a skeleton in their wardrobe.Beckham takes his with him.

Well Well now ,dont we all ? itherwise we wid be jist like amoebae !

At the risk of overstating the bleeding obvious.I was referring to his wife

Ach its masell thet stauns corrected an please dinna be worry'n yersell oan ma behalf an AH'L JIST KEEP CHEWIN THE "LEARNIN "BAWS

Bitter End wrote:Ach its masell thet stauns corrected an please dinna be worry'n yersell oan ma behalf an AH'L JIST KEEP CHEWIN THE "LEARNIN "BAWS

I think that I need help here!

Bitter End wrote:Ach its masell thet stauns corrected an please dinna be worry'n yersell oan ma behalf an AH'L JIST KEEP CHEWIN THE "LEARNIN "BAWS

That's a good one, Bitter End. I should put that up on my classroom wall: 'Keep chewin oan the learning baws'

Govangirl wrote:

Bitter End wrote:Ach its masell thet stauns corrected an please dinna be worry'n yersell oan ma behalf an AH'L JIST KEEP CHEWIN THE "LEARNIN "BAWS

That's a good one, Bitter End. I should put that up on my classroom wall: 'Keep chewin oan the learning baws'

Please help a Sassenach!

Well here we go then;
Ther wis a crofter sittin rollin the learnin baws roon the bowl in the Rat Stane
whin along cam a toorist ,possibly wi a landrover
whats is it that you are doing ?,my good man, asks he
Rollin the learnin baws ,ten quid a time replies the crofter
Oh I will have 2 thank you says the toorist ,and sterts chewin!
Chr--t! tastes like sheep sh-t! he exclaims
Ah thets very smert replies the crofter
Yer learnin noo Aye yer definitely learnin!

An yee'll fun the Rat Stane unner the Local History section!

Priceless!

Bitter End wrote:Well here we go then;
Ther wis a crofter sittin rollin the learnin baws roon the bowl in the Rat Stane
whin along cam a toorist ,possibly wi a landrover
whats is it that you are doing ?,my good man, asks he
Rollin the learnin baws ,ten quid a time replies the crofter
Oh I will have 2 thank you says the toorist ,and sterts chewin!
Chr--t! tastes like sheep sh-t! he exclaims
Ah thets very smert replies the crofter
Yer learnin noo Aye yer definitely learnin!

Best ever! Brilliant, Bitter End!