Chap goes to the doctor`s with a lettuce leaf protruding from his rectum.
Doc.says,"I fear this is only the tip of the iceberg."
Just read a book,"The History of Glue."I could not put it down.
Yorkshireman goes in to the vets.He says,"T`cat`s poorly."
The vet says"Is it a Tom?"
He replies,"No,I have bought it with me."(Apologies to all feline owning Yorkshire men with regional accents.)
Playing darts last night.My pal said,"Nearest the bull goes first."
He went"Baaah."I said"Moo."He said ,"You win."
