Miscellaneous.
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:25 amI recently started a whisky diet.So far I have lost three days.
Chap goes to the doctor`s with a lettuce leaf protruding from his rectum.
Doc.says,"I fear this is only the tip of the iceberg."
Just read a book,"The History of Glue."I could not put it down.
Yorkshireman goes in to the vets.He says,"T`cat`s poorly."
The vet says"Is it a Tom?"
He replies,"No,I have bought it with me."(Apologies to all feline owning Yorkshire men with regional accents.)
Playing darts last night.My pal said,"Nearest the bull goes first."
He went"Baaah."I said"Moo."He said ,"You win."
Chap goes to the doctor`s with a lettuce leaf protruding from his rectum.
Doc.says,"I fear this is only the tip of the iceberg."
Just read a book,"The History of Glue."I could not put it down.
Yorkshireman goes in to the vets.He says,"T`cat`s poorly."
The vet says"Is it a Tom?"
He replies,"No,I have bought it with me."(Apologies to all feline owning Yorkshire men with regional accents.)
Playing darts last night.My pal said,"Nearest the bull goes first."
He went"Baaah."I said"Moo."He said ,"You win."