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The Bank of Origami based in Tokyo has folded, and reports of The Bank of Sumo is likely to go belly up shortly as well.



maxmix

The rest of the business world is also experiencing after-shocks.Pedigree Pet Foods have called in the retrievers.Chivers Jelly Company is looking slightly wobbly.Domestos is going down the pan.
Stop Press.......Tokyo Kamikaze Bank has just crashed!

Beacham Powders factory, in Aitkenhead Road is closing.
Up at the bakery - they have stopped making short bread any longer.

The barber's shop is making cuts and Beethoven's decomposing.

Something fishy going on at Tokyo Bank of Sushi.

The Tokyo Bank of Feng Shui seems to have lost direction.

Superglue company is looky sticky.

Conversely,Lucas Industries,manufacturer`s of vehicle headlamp bulbs state that the road ahead looks quite bright.

...And astronomy's still looking up, but there's bad news for people travelling to Bath on the M4. The M4 doesn't go to Bath.

The paper shop has just blown away.

Huggies are in the s**t.

Butchers are facing the chop, bakers are short of dough and the candlestick maker's business has gone into meltdown.

P.S. L.R....D'you do cheap Canyoneros?

Oh, and the coalman's got the sack.

The crisis deepens more breaking news ... the world's oldest profession is going tits up !!!

And the undertaking business is dead & buried.

Kenwood Blenders and Food Processors have just gone in to liquidisation.

Campbell`s are in the soup.

Things are being wrapped up at Sellotape.

I've never really liked puns!



Unless of course it's a pun o' mince!

EMDEE wrote:I've never really liked puns!



Unless of course it's a pun o' mince!

What is your stance on quips?