The Zoo
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:45 pmChester Zoo had some unfortunate losses a few days ago.They had a large flock of Finches which mysteriously died"en masse".
Whilst this was being investigated,an entire troop of Chimpanzees and a whole rare Bee colony also passed away.
The head keeper remembered that this had also happened some years previously.Faced with the problem of how to dispose of the remains,he decided to feed them to the pride of Lions,as he had done before.Therefore a band of keeper`s started to transport the remains to the Lion`s enclosure.
As they approached,one Lion turned to another and said,"Oh no!Not Finches,Chimps and Bees again for tea!"
Whilst this was being investigated,an entire troop of Chimpanzees and a whole rare Bee colony also passed away.
The head keeper remembered that this had also happened some years previously.Faced with the problem of how to dispose of the remains,he decided to feed them to the pride of Lions,as he had done before.Therefore a band of keeper`s started to transport the remains to the Lion`s enclosure.
As they approached,one Lion turned to another and said,"Oh no!Not Finches,Chimps and Bees again for tea!"