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If you never seen the milk float this morning............






It must have went pastyoureyes!!!!

Certainly milked that one.Any udder jokes?

Certainly not la creme de la creme of jokes - too cheesy for me! Still, no doubt you'll both stick it out to the butter end!

I think we've only semi-skimmed the comic potential of this thread

Oh it's absolutely friesian this morning. it was a misteak getting out my bed. Once I rustled up something hot though I felt as though it was time to take the bull by the horns, that was untl I felt a slight calf strain.

Think it's time I was put out to pasture!!

Herd some of those.Please do not steer off thread.

Cattle be the day! Me steer off thread, manure off the mark!! For a moment there I was quite angry and was going to call you a hefer but I remembered it's not polite to swear!!

Anyway, I now have a graze on my knee. :cry Went a run to try and loose some beef and now I am shed-ding a few tears.

Time to stock up on tissues.

Our cows are outstanding in their fields.Ever wondered why a milking stool only has three legs?The cow has the udder.

This is not a black and white issue as was pointed out in another thread!

This is really a pun of mince!!!

My tam blew off when walking through a field full of cows.Tried three on before I found the correct one.
Hitman,your avatar is superb!

What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"




How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator




Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry

Thanks LR, been meaning to put one on for ages!

There's a real kraft to these jokes, but no whey should they continue - I'm cow-ering at the thought of how they are making my stomach churn. You mozzerella stop as they've gone udderly sour now.

I will stop Govangirl, honestly I will, it's just that I am thinking of heading to the houses of parlourment and fear that if I don't continue to keep my brain active it might turn slower than UHT milk.

Govangirl wrote:There's a real kraft to these jokes, but no whey should they continue - I'm cow-ering at the thought of how they are making my stomach churn. You mozzerella stop as they've gone udderly sour now.

This thread is turning cheesy!..Let`s brie sensible.

Edam went and beat me to it!!! Any more of these jokes and I will be giving a Mod a baby bell!!!