Twins

[A Horse called Juan Face]

A single mother had twins but unfortunately she had to give them away as she couldn't afford to keep them. One twin was adopted by a Spanish couple and was named Juan, whilst the other was named Ahmal and moved to Israel.

Years later, the woman, who had by now married and settled into a comfortable lifestyle, received a letter and a photo from Juan. After telling her husband how much she wished that Ahmal would write to her as well, he replied "I don't know what you're worried about, seeing as they're identical twins, if you've see Juan, you've seen Ahmal!".

Boom Boom

[Govangirl]

Now that was laugh-out-loud funny . . . sometimes, I really don't understand your humour Horse but that was a cracker.