Under the Kilt
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:52 pmA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off
a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and
decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they
found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under
his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that
he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved!
Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the
Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the
Call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of
the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I
don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst
prrrize!"
a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and
decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they
found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under
his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that
he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved!
Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the
Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the
Call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of
the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I
don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst
prrrize!"