MAGICAL MACHINE

[Bitter End]

The Elevator Mystery

A Crofter boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that

could
move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked,


'What is this Father?'
The father (obviously never having seen an elevator) responded,

'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what

it
is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old

lady
in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular

numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.


Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde

stepped
out.

The father said quietly to his son.....Go get your mother

[LANDROVER ROGER]

Superb!