The Kintyre Forum

An elderly man,living alone,finally succumbs to the wish of his son and moves in to a retirement home.After the first week there,his son visits him and asks how he is going on."It is nice here.The staff and residents here are very friendly and the food is good.When I go to bed at night,Matron comes in to my room with a large tumbler of malt and a blue tablet.I sleep like a baby".The son bids farewell and on his way out stops by the Matron`s office.He says that his father seems quite settled but enquires about the whisky and tablet.Matron explains,"The whisky makes him sleep and the viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."