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They've just carried out a new national survey and have found that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!

Seven dwarfs in a bath all feeling happy.... then Happy got out so they all felt grumpy.

Where do dwarfs go to buy their golf clubs.... Littlewoods.

Govangirl wrote:They've just carried out a new national survey and have found that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy!

Should that be"vertically challenged"?

And for the old joke:

What do you call a clairavoyant little person who escapes from jail?

That's right: Small medium at large.

No work to keep you busy bobbie?

I live for work.. and to annoy you, of course

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho

Chorus
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It's home from work we go
(Whistle)