sent to me by a wine drinker frae the states

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sent to me by a wine drinker frae the states

Postby Bitter End » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:24 pm

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
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Re: sent to me by a wine drinker frae the states

Postby bill » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:17 pm

No problems for me then.............................

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Re: sent to me by a wine drinker frae the states

Postby A Horse called Juan Face » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:16 pm

Bitter End wrote:In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..


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Re: sent to me by a wine drinker frae the states

Postby Bitter End » Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:41 pm

Aye HOARSE . Hoots the auld sayin ? --- "eat shit ; a million flies canna be wrang" . disna mean the flies are shit though they may be tastin o it then again maybe nowans eatin the flies !
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