The Kintyre Forum

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.�

Thought for the day: Bono has often said that every time he claps his hands, a child in Africa dies. Shouldn't he stop clapping then?