If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing.
A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the
Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in
A little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides,
And a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fire-fighters helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look. ‘That
Sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire-fighter said with admiration.'
Thanks,' the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little closer..
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
Testicles.
'Little partner,' the fire-fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
To run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
Collar, I think you could go faster.
' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
Then I wouldn't have a siren.'
