The Kintyre Forum

10 Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other


Sincerely,

T. W.

Not sure who TW is but I could give you a name, The W...!!!!!!

GG -- -- some golfer or another

Bitter End wrote:GG -- -- some golfer or another

Right, I get it . . . but I was right the first time! He's obviously been sharing his advice with AC.

Arnold Clarke?

That's him, Arnold Clarke, the famous footballer.