The Kintyre Forum

Celibacy can be a choice in life, OR a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend,
Ken and his wife, Janet, listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
Ken leaned over, touched Janet's arm gently, and whispered, " Homepride, Plain ," isn't it?'

And THUS began Ken's life of celibacy.

George bought his wife an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.

Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"

So George went out and bought her an electric chair.

And THUS began Ken's life of celibacy.

George bought his wife a Range Rover.she refused to drive it.He sold it and bought her a Porsche.She hated it and would not drive it.So he bought her a Jaguar.It bit her head off.Thus began.................