The Ventriloquist

[Bitter End]

A young ventriloquist performs his act at a popular Wee Toon Pub.

After placing his dummy on his knee, he begins with his usual dumb blonde jokes.
This insults and angers a blonde woman in the 4th row who stands on her chair and starts shouting.....

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way! What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you, who keep women like me, from being respected at work & in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against NOT ONLY blondes, but women in general.....just for the sake of humour ! "

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize but the blonde interrupts him, yelling......

'You stay out of this!!! I'm talking to that little b-stard on your lap!!!'.