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Postby Malky » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:14 pm

Didn't actually read the story but I think he got a bad meal or something. :shock:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

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Postby The Hitman » Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:04 pm

.........was it perchance the Guitarist from Guns n Roses?? :shock: :shock:
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Postby Pete Reek » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:18 pm

A report earlier this evening gave his choice of food from the menu as:

Cock-a-Leekie Soup

Sweet Meats with Trimmings

Banana Fritter and Ice Cream.

Don't know if there's any truth in it though. Seems a pretty straight forward choice to me.
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Postby Beachcomber » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:46 pm

Probably got criticised for not leaving a big enough tip in the past.
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Postby daftdog » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:08 pm

When i first read the story, i thought it was a load of old b0ll0ck$, but now i know its not such a c0ck and bull story.. :?
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Postby Sweltered » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:00 am

I hear he regrets it now, apparently he's quite cut up about it. :D
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Postby petewick » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:33 am

NOBody really cares!


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Postby bill » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:06 pm

One of the women who witnessed the event was later heard to comment,"I do'nt know what all the fuss is about ,he wo'nt miss what he's never had". :lol:
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Postby The Hitman » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:09 pm

Rumour had it he was just dying for a slash!! :lol:
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Postby petewick » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:16 pm

Bet he feels a right dick though, or not feel, if you ken what I mean.


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Postby The Hitman » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:18 pm

Maybe he feels a left one too, maybe that's why he cut one off? :lol:
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Postby petewick » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:25 pm

Aye, the visually impaired milkman gets the chop!

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