There is a wee place called the Kintyre Forum
A place for the keepers just like Andy Goram
There's many a person frequents this wee place
But what makes it special, ye'll naw see a face
There's the General, The Sheik, and 4th Gen too
Peet Reek and Bill to name but a few,
Many a laugh have I had on this site
With humour, discussion and wit through the night
We can banter all day for nothing at aw
And discover whats happening aroon Killocraw
So here's tae the forum and the members that use it
But afore I finish here, let me say just a bit
Big Shout to the General, his postings are many
Getting published next year for the price of a penny
A wee word for The P, for all of his time
I'm sure he relaxes with a gallon of wine
But off I must go, my stomach is hungry
So I bid you farewell and good luck to sundry!
