Spin'in Yarns

[CooBoy Troy]

Well Pop, that suuuure is a great story you tell.

I aint heard nuttin' like that since I left my home town of Beesville, Texas,
I remember an old ancient Chickasaw medicine man, sitting and a rockin' on the boardwalk telling his tales to anyone daft enough to stop and listen, one of them was all about extracting the gum from a joshua tree and getting his moccasins stuck in it whilst drinking the firewater given to him when, he has a young brave, by the Commancherros....... that magical Injun Medicine Man worked his spells on old Barnard Bee himself, BB was most pleased by this he gave our MM the rights to sit and rock and spin his yarns on the boardwalk for ever........YEP those were the days, they surely were.....he might even still be there.....

I'm living out in the West Texas Town of El Paso now with my Mexican grlfriend, Felina, maybe she and I will mosy over to Beesville soon and meet up with my ol' friend........Yep.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

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[Bobbie En Tejas]

I lived in Beeville, cowboy. I'm still thinking you are telling a few yarns yourself here.

[4th gen Suthen']

Troy, you're naw livin' wae yon Wicked Felina are yi

are you crazy? sure she mucked up Marty Robins' life big style...well, worse than that, she ENDED it Marty went back to Rosie's Canteena where she worked, even though he KNEW the posse would be waiting for him, even though he knew it would mean almost certain death.....for hoot? one little kiss, naw even any snogging or you know hoot and now she has latched onto you.......CooBoy Troy, watch out for that posse and any young cowboys that come in to Rosie's, specially if they are wild as the west Texas wiiiiiiiinnnnndd.......

[L8nightr]

Well hidy again. I'm back in the good ol US for a couple of days. Whats with this place? Last time I came on the lights were flickerin off and on. This time the whole place went dark. See everythin is runnin again.

That ol Pop feller is a man after my own heart. Never waste a good whisky, right ol timer?

Yall must come from differnt parts than the Texas I was raised in. Can 'scuse Bobbie. Went back and read some her bein a Yankee n all.

Now Cowboy Troy I don't mean to be mindin your business, but I wouldn't be a callin these folks' home Scattland. Back where I come from, scat is what I tell the youngins when they get underfoot. Out the back door. Scattland sounds more like somethin them folks up in Maine might say. They talk funny.

Good tunes man.

Well had a good laugh with the yarns.

[Pete Reek]

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[paraffin man]

Aye pete yer rite ye know.

Tell the truth ye auld bugger for once.

1. ye winna be writin on here aboot yer escapade cos nabodi wid be stupid enough tae fre ye fae the gum.
2. a aye said ye wasted yer pension on thon local brew.
3. matron wis tellin me the last nite a wis up that she got one hoores thon frights when ye walked intae the bathroom. Apparently there wiz wan auld fla in particular lyin steepin face doon in the bath, she seen two big purple eyes, well whoot she thought wir eyes, peepin at her, it was 2 great big purple bruises on his erse. Noo i'll gie ye wan guess who that wiz noo that i've read pete reeks version?????

[take_a_pop]

Weil as ma auld Gran used tae sey, thurs ulways 2 sides tae a stori coin, an whin ye toss it up intae the err and it cumes doon, only whin it lands, dae ye ken whit side oh the stori yur ganni get.

Oan a guid dey, yuil get heed, but thits oni on a realli guid dey, oan a naw sa guid dey, yuil get tales, am oni here tae tel ye ma side oh thit coin, am naw seyin thur ulways rite, an am naw seyin thur rang, tis up tae yersel tae wurk thit wan oot.

However, at the time oh gan tae press awe the infurmation, givin, wuz as true as ah cuid member, tho ma memori tis naw whit it used tae be.

Noo, whit wuz ah oan heer fur ?, jeengs a canna mind, ah bettir gane an hae a wee dram tae freshin ma heed a bit.

[Bobbie En Tejas]

I'm thinking Maggie is putting the gum there, to keep him from wondering off too far. If not, maybe she should consider that. If you find the gum closer to your front door, Pop, be suspicious

A thought... She could exercise you by putting the bottle a couple of inches out of reach while you're stuck to the gum. Heck, she could even make an exercise video and put music to it... and a squirm, twist, turn, and a reach reach reach... Could sell it to the wives of other old codg... I mean.. other elderly gentlemen to keep their old men, prone to wondering off and forgetfulness, contained and occupied.

[dgraves]

Verrry funny Pete...Now, who to believe Pop, Pete? Pete, Pop?

[dgraves]

Well Pop, ahm jeest efter readin yir wee story aboot the day yi wir in the Toon. Some o yir yarn jeest disnae ring true, if yi know hoot ah mean.
Yi actually came oot the museum wi Maggie, cos yiz ur usually aye sittin doon beside the other exhibits.

Yi better write tae yir other two weemin, Bubba an Dorian, an tell them hoot yiv bin uptae.
Ahll lakely see yi the morra owld yin.

And WHAT???? Bobbie TOO? POP! You ol three-timer you!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

[dgraves]

Where IS that purple headed Maggie !

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Mrs. Pop

[take_a_pop]

Thurs nae need fur awe this fightin, am sure a can help ye's awe oot a bitty, but a'l need tae wurk oot a rota, so a'l git back tae ye's later wae the details.
Ah think ma pacer mae need stronger batteries, ye see durasel mach me gan langer, but me, am ever ready.