Sheridan

[general jack o'niell]

i thought i thanked you? but since in my experience theres always a BUT!!!! i just covered all the angles, i blame a lifetime of cynical sarcasm and the old adage "get your revenge in first" no thats not it, "when their down, give them a good kicking" no thats not it either, "if at first you don't succeed, find a scapegoat to carry the can" no that can't be right? i know!!!
"do un to others, you might never get a second chance", nah i give up, i'm just like that with everything, i had a spare hand while making bolognaise the other day so whipped up a couple of banana loaves, a family member tasted it a couple of days later and said "did you make that? its quite good" to which i replied "why? whats wrong with it?"

apart from that i know you were taking the preverbial, even my mother doesn't pay me compliments and thats written down somewhere as a law, i think?

anyway, its got nothing to do with tommy sheridan, tho if he's flogging off some of his suits i could do with a new one, the only one i have that fits has no arms, no legs, zips up the back and is made of neoprene and yes it does fit me, i can hear you even over several thousand miles, wether it would fit you is another story!!!