Tone of this board

[take_a_pop]

Canna help but feel, ma time oan her'e ist up noo, to much wingers an whiners,moanin aboot whit we sae an the wae we sae it, ift tis naw wan tis the othir, a feel ah need tae get awa fae it awe, afore ma heed ends up total mince, or a git masel intae bothur wae ma tongue.
Am twa auld ta be bothurd wae ha'vin tae watch ma P's an Q's. Its time fur ma candle tae stop burnin, an ma chair tae stop rockin.

[Neil]

Mr boot I don't take the us English got upset line,its doesn't bother me if you take the piss I've had it before.
Oh btw I don't care if you think my use of the English language is vulgar like take a pop said... Am twa auld at be bothurd wae ha'vin tae watch ma P's an Q's. Its time fur ma candle tae stop burnin, an ma chair tae stop rockin.(copyright take a pop),listen mate im not a choirboy and I would probably make you blush in a bar listening to me,but I don't make excuses for it to be honest I don't give a f**k(will that do?).

Bubs stop trying to win the argument all the time ok I admit you can be funny (sometimes)you had a pop at me I had a pop back I don't think of anyone bad on here just a little annoying.. When you are doing a thread and someone is jumping on it taking the Mick it winds you up...but that was your intention from the start.

So stay in your little corner on t`Internet it be me who is off,to be fair I only come on here to look back.(when I have finished)

Happy Christmas to all and a very happy new year to all up north.

[peaceseeker]

Aye Bochan mor

The cakes been well and truly left oot in the rain, soaked and ruined by those from afar or maybe not as far as we are led to believe.

I'm off to sunnier climes and might jeest catch up wae the Heidless Horseman at the Mill Dam. Come and give us a wave at Mundell's as we ride into the sunset. That's if your naw too busy. Say cheerio to your cohorts when you see them

And to the vulger element on here the board is all yours boys. Enjoy.

bubbly

He's gone! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


*** Commences tapdancing on the table ***

Man, it really IS Christmas.


(No doubt of few of his alter ego's will still be lurking around though, so expect some "we love Bubbly" type campaign to commence right here )

[Ship called Dignity]

Neil - you may not care about your use of language on this board but I do. So please refrain from it - it isn't hard to use other words is it?

This is getting rather tiresome and you have all certainly made it clear that we need to have this area on the forum for you all to get it out of your system!

[Bobbie En Tejas]

Okay, its out of my system. Best to remove the post. Serves no further purpose.

[Bochan Mor]

Davie, any chance I can take a couple of weeks holiday? When you hired us in to promote the site, you never mentioned that we would be in the firing line from all and sundry. As bubbly has mentioned before: Even considering the board, lodgings and Jean's fermhoose cooking, the 10 shillings an hour doesn't get you very far.

Look at the poor Wetman, he cann't afford to leave the rockpool, and Sanyanya's back is jeegered with all that tattie howking. The Heidless Horseman and bubbly are contracted to appear in a pantomime at the Dunure Pavillion, and they've offered me a chance to wind the handle on the curtain. They were kidding poor Sanyanya, saying that if he still had the coconut shells, he could do the sound effects. Sanyanya knows damn fine that it was one of them that borrowed them permanantly when they were still young bhoys.

I don't know what Auld Pop's thinking he's up to, but he needn't bother thinking that he's going to Tag along wae us. Some of the Ayrshire barmaids can be quite sensitive, and liable to issue a slap. I think their great grannies warned them about that rascal Rabbie Gurns and there's every chance Auld Pop dropped a hook and lowered a punt on the Ayrshire side when the great grannies were still young things themselves, so their could be scores to settle. I wonder how far back the CSA go to trace absent faithers?

The cheeck of our Gary, saying that ma hair was a wig, and rubbing my nose in it by announcing it to the whole site via the sensitive room. This is him getting his own back for us not replying to his recent postings. You're better out of it bubbly, because you'll be next!

For the record, the hair's all mine, I just cann't afford to spruce it up working in a place like this. Bobbie and Dorian, fearnot, as I shall return and hopefully the cohorts will stand in for me in the interim. Morenish is big enough to hold the fort for a week or two, and if all else fails, he could call on Snoddy to administer a lethal injection.

P.S.

Is there any truth in the rumour that when and if bubbly returns, it will be as a moderator? Is the pay any better at your end Malky?

[GarySutherland]

BM: It may well be all your own hair but is it currently residing in the locality from whence it sprung?

Cheers
Gary

[Thewetman]

Aye Bochan mor

The cakes been well and truly left oot in the rain, soaked and ruined by those from afar or maybe not as far as we are led to believe.

I'm off to sunnier climes and might jeest catch up wae the Heidless Horseman at the Mill Dam. Come and give us a wave at Mundell's as we ride into the sunset. That's if your naw too busy. Say cheerio to your cohorts when you see them

And to the vulger element on here the board is all yours boys. Enjoy.

bubbly

He's gone! YAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


*** Commences tapdancing on the table ***

Man, it really IS Christmas.


(No doubt of few of his alter ego's will still be lurking around though, so expect some "we love Bubbly" type campaign to commence right here )

Away an grow up, yer jealous o the burd.

[Neil]

No it is not hard to use other words davie,but my point was I don't care if people think my use of the English language has a lot to be desired so to the swear police I apologise if my language as affected any minors or sensitive souls on here ok?.

Bobbie your comments "Or by asking directions and taking the friendly answers and deriding people for the way they are answered. If people don't like the forum or the people who have fun here, why come?"

I feel I have to answer this for Chris who at this time is visiting campbeltown,Chris was annoyed at others taking the Mickey in another thread about his trip yes it may have been tongue in cheek but he didn't think so,now the craic that goes on between the English and the scots may go over your head but from what I know from Chris(having had a few chats with him)he is a genuine person and since joining this forum as tried to get involved with the people on here,so I am surprised at you for taking the stance you have,but nothing suprises me on a Internet forum because maybe something's we mean or say don't quite come over the same on here that they would in person?.

He might have a go at me for saying this(Chris)but he told me he was a bit upset at what went on and he didn't want to fall out with people especially with him going up there with his wife and kids(I told him not to worry its the norm),now that to me is worrying somebody should think that.

[Jock Strap]

Me wonders if you are all the one person too Neilly boy!

[Neil]

Nah Mr strap im too old to be playing games on a t`internet forum :wink: anyway if you ask davie he will tell you we should have differant isp numbers or ask chris when he gets back from campbletown something about the place ive not been up there since the late 80`s.

[Ship called Dignity]

He might have a go at me for saying this(Chris)but he told me he was a bit upset at what went on and he didn't want to fall out with people especially with him going up there with his wife and kids(I told him not to worry its the norm),now that to me is worrying somebody should think that.

To put this into perspective - I was rather concerned about that too and as such contacted Chris about it. Seems however, at the same time he was getting e-mails etc from people saying I in fact am Bubbly Jock so I think this did not help his contempt for the board and added to some of the heat and tone of posting on here. (again - it isn't me!) There are other people on here who are mods so we are trying to let them take control where possible and as none of these people found anything offensive I didn't react too. I thinking looking back it was all blown out of proportion and alot of humour was mis-construed.

Needless to say I think Chris wishes he never found this board before his visit but the people on here are just virtual characters (in most cases) and therefore there is no need to worry about this representing the other 10,000 residents of Kintyre! However, it does show what wonderful humorous characters lurk behind their masks and to this end I won't be party to getting rid of them.

Cheers and have a guid un!

David

[dgraves]

Davie, any chance I can take a couple of weeks holiday?

Bobbie and Dorian, fearnot, as I shall return and hopefully the cohorts will stand in for me in the interim. Morenish is big enough to hold the fort for a week or two, and if all else fails, he could call on Snoddy to administer a lethal injection.

Merry Christmas, Bochan! May you and your family have a wonderful time- We'll be here when you get back. I'll be in and out for a few days, but never fear....we don't scare off easily. I have every confidence in Mornish and Dr. Snoddy.

[LO]

[quote="Davie P] I in fact am Bubbly Jock [/quote]

Aha! So it's all come out now

[Right Pongal]

[quote="Davie P] I in fact am Bubbly Jock

Aha! So it's all come out now [/quote]


Is Davie P also Bochan Mor? That last posting by the Bochan's said that himself and bubbly boarded and lodged wae Davie, and enjoyed Mrs P's Femhoose cooking. Is this a coincidence?

I think this must have been the first time Mrs Pea has left Davie alone for a while, and he's spent the whole afternoon in the Comm. Unwittingly, he has returned home, crancked up the old PC and put his hand up to his alter egos. It should be remembered that he has already put his hand up to at least a quarter bochan / crofter blood.

As for the smell at Bruised Heid, that is partially due to the fact that it is sandwiched between Shieldhall and the sewerage farm at the airport.