by general jack o'niell » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:20 pm
why did nobody tell me? all these years i've avoided the thing and now i find out it's really a big event? why don't hey put something in a newsletter and post it to every hoose, they could have badly focused pictures, photocopies of the cheque that pays the celeb, maybe a wee coopin for a roll and sausage oota Mcilcherries, they could get locals to sponsor it, i know i'd pay not to see thon heid the ba that strings lights roon the works van and calls it a float, the fire enjun goes past my hoose every tuesday night, i aye close the blinds in case theres wans walkin way it shakin buckets for donations and you tell me they only do this when the lights get switched on?
better still, why don't they stick them on the festival weekend, is that a different festive season? is it different buckets? does he wear that shrek costume ah year roon? i've wan oh his shirts on the wee fla's bedroom wa, he could borrow it for the night, tho he'd need to just wave it roon in the air as i don't think it'll go ower his napper?
will the local polis be doin a re-enactment of that old festive story of stoppin three men in the street in possesion of controlled substances, where will they find a manger since they knocked ah they hooses doon? is the only crime worth stopping shoplifting? judgin by the panel its just a wee thought?
am i better to stay in the hoose as usual for my own safety?