The Kintyre Forum

Due to the ever increasing fuel bills, ( Gas Electricity ) with more than enough cash going to rich shareholders, and another 1 Million People added to the existing 4 Million souls already suffering from fuel poverty. I have decided to start a campaign against this ( after all we are a land rich in natural resource )

The Hawf in Hawf Campaign.......... We pay exactly half the total amount shown on our bills, and spend the other half, thereby feeding the economy.
Good idea or what ?

Ionns.Your straight thinking and profound logic amazes me!

Same here Roger....... same here.

rubbing shoulders with Tommy paid of eh!

Me and that dirty old dog go back more than a few years, I learned about hegemony, back stabbing, trendy pink socialists,
careerists who would sell their Granny, sex parties, champagne, coke, and the treacherous Trotsky.

i didnt realise you were an ex NOW man!

NOW - I widnae wipe ma erse wae it.

Ionns - it's all a great idea, however it would benefit me a lot more if I didn't restrict it to my electricity and gas bills. Ideally I'd like to pay half my taxes, half my mortgage, loans, other utility bills, etc. I'll be a wealthy man........ until of course my boss decides to adopt this principal ....... and start paying me half my wages

Perhaps the government could adopt your novel idea and pay half of benefits. Think of how much they could then spend on lavish parties with their media chums.

Where do I sign?

Sheik Baby - there are a number of options available to new members.

Individual members - £ 88. 75p. per annum.
Family membership - £ 200. 20p. ( twice yearly )
Bronze membership - £ 125. 18p. per annum.
Silver membership - £ 175. 23p. per annum.
Gold membership - £ 200. 78p. per annum.

We except US Dollars $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and all major credit cards..........

Members will each receive a membership card, plus our quarterly glossy newsletter ( PFUR )
Members will swear the Hawf in Hawf oath, and be expected to defend their neighbours power supplies.
You can also look at our own brand of windmills, The Hawf in Hawf range ( all three bladed ) these are available to members at very competitive prices.

Sir Paul Suspension.
Chairman.

Seems a bargain, I'll have an individual membership please - but I'm only paying hawf o' it!

The cost of £88-75p, is I'm afraid - hawf price.
The cost of membership rose at 12noon - by a total of 44%.
If you don't like, or can't afford it, then you can freeze, mind you could always cut back on foodstuffs.
( Hypothermia kills quicker than Malnourishment ) Both conditions however I fear, will kill tens of thousands of old, infirm and poor people this Winter.

Enough is enough...........

what a lot of shite

Often the case with some of your ideas Ionns..

gizmo wrote:Often the case with some of your ideas Ionns..

Och a no, a cannae stoap awe them thoughts, aboot the poor folk.
In oor social obligations, tae help oot.