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Okay, thats it! I had all I can stanz and I can't stanz no more! We need fun back!

I'm all for that, Bobbie!! Enough long faces to last a life-time!

Come on over here, Pop, and tell us what you are wantin' with a baby stroller

Aye, ah hear yur foand oh a bitta fun, but a canna get a grip oh thit german yur speekin, so yur ganni hae tae imagine yur edumacated, an rite propurly, jeest lak the rest oh us.
Noo whoot ur yeh tryin tae sey ?

You didn't understanz my word?? You know, stanz! As in, stanz up... sitz down.

So, to answer Dorian's question.. what exactly would you need that pram for pop?

Bobbie

the coal men won't give him any more bags because he puts them on the fire so he needs a set of wheels to go for the coal. He is too old for anything else to be produced to put in it

bubbly

Weil tis lak this, ah fun oot whin ah wuz oot a dannir wae Davie.p thit whin yur pushin a pram the kind folk oh Cameltoon chuck money intae it fur the bairn, noo ur yeh followin me here ma deer, am thinkin tae cum oe'r an spen ma holidey wae ye oan thit wee island yur oan, an a figured thit ift a push a wee prambulater aboot the toon fur a while, then thim guid folks oh the toon, wuid donate enuff fur ma ferr.
Ah a beein an auld skinflint bay daein thit. ?
Or tis this whit is kent as ewe's in yur napper.

Oh, oh, oh...Bubbly!

Men Pop's age get a second wind, don't you know? Besides they make them for twins now days. Could pull double duty-and have room for the pennies.

dgraves wrote:Oh, oh, oh...Bubbly!

Men Pop's age get a second wind, don't you know? Besides they make them for twins now days. Could pull double duty-and have room for the pennies.

Dorian, auld folks my age brek wind, weethoot ev'in known aboot it. Nat rite Reekie.

take_a_pop wrote:Weil tis lak this, ah fun oot whin ah wuz oot a dannir wae Davie.p thit whin yur pushin a pram the kind folk oh Cameltoon chuck money intae it fur the bairn, noo ur yeh followin me here ma deer, am thinkin tae cum oe'r an spen ma holidey wae ye oan thit wee island yur oan, an a figured thit ift a push a wee prambulater aboot the toon fur a while, then thim guid folks oh the toon, wuid donate enuff fur ma ferr.
Ah a beein an auld skinflint bay daein thit. ?
Or tis this whit is kent as ewe's in yur napper.

lol Great plan! But, I do feel sorry for the ones, though, who look into the pram ready to pinch the little cheeks of a cute little baby, and find you looking up at them! I mean, can you imagine, pop, the damage you will do. Maybe best to find another way to fund a trip Like playing really loud pipes on the street corner with your hat out. I'm sure there will be people aplenty willing to pay for you to leave town.

Has anyone ever looked a a new born in a pram and said 'whoot a wilookin waen'

You mean like looking at the baby and asking "what is it?" and not meaning is it a boy or a girl?

Ist thit you tryin tae seeduce me an git me oe'r thir noo a telt ye ma plan, ur ye naw jeest the devil in disguise. Am the wan pushin the pram ya numpty, aff git wan oh thim wee cabbage patch dolls, wae wan oh thim auld sqwashed up lookin faces, ye ken the type, the wans thit gee yeh the fright oh yur life, whin yur lookin in yon mirror in yur wee room first thing in the moarnin.

Bobbie En Tejas wrote:You mean like looking at the baby and asking "what is it?" and not meaning is it a boy or a girl?

TAP says that every mornin when he looks in the mirror the c nile auld git

paraffin man wrote:Has anyone ever looked a a new born in a pram and said 'whoot a wilookin waen'

Aye.......Yur Muther.

Oh an a nearly furot, Aye yur Feethur tae.