The Kintyre Forum

the flock of face love to hear the horses gospel

this is a gospel that was handed down through generations of argentinian typing horses until it reached the evolved being it inhabits today

this gospel was originally found in the NAG hammadi scrolls

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Gnosticism It's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan-tastic

By all means give us a verse or two of the horses gospel, even though some doubters will say nay.

And The One will come from the ether and he will lead the layabouts into the future that has been made for them

he will have a tail and white feet, and a flowing mane of black hair

the usurpers will deny his magnanimous energy, but the horse with the spanish name will bray-ve the neigh-sayers

the word "pap" keeps entering my head

Ahm thinkin thet its time ,thet thon hoarse, wis givin a guid introduction tae FRAY BENTOS an perhaps a coupla puns o pastry

A Horse called Juan Face wrote:And The One will come from the ether and he will lead the layabouts into the future that has been made for them

Aye Juan Face but the difference with your layabouts is they eat the grass. The layabouts I'm thinking about are the ones that cut the grass and then lift their benefits. (allegedly)

It seems to have become a summer pastime here. I hope when they do get led into the future it's either to court or a real job.


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the future is sooner than u know

Bitter End wrote:Ahm thinkin thet its time ,thet thon hoarse, wis givin a guid introduction tae FRAY BENTOS an perhaps a coupla puns o pastry

will we all learn to eat
from the horse with white feet

eat the meat, kiss the feet
burn the peat, have a seat

indigo indigo indigo indigo indigo indigo purple tie

Aye weell thet hoarse is a poet
an noo we aall know it
he's makin ma mind aall afire
Discussin the pros an cons o life
takin thim aall richt doon tae the wire

He wull drive me droll
afore Ah fall
wi ma heid burst assunder
wi thouchts an notions pourin oot
whit a wild blunder

pap!

dear mr end

if u are going to eat the horse

please remember that a horses discharge is acidic

if u eat it it, it may smart somewhat

jock the boat wrote:pap!

stop writing pap or u will be ostracized from the flock of face
and ur meat kitchen priveleges will be taken away

Ah do NOT eat Hoarse ! But Ah wid advise ye no tae gang tae France wher they hae a different wey o thinkin.
( they canna spy wan goin by wioot thinkin o the taste! )
Ah wilnae git involved wi whits smert an whits nae smert aboot here -- jist think o the beginin o The war o the wurlds.

Apparently horse tastes like chicken... and everybody gets a better chance of getting a leg

He who makes a beast out of himself

gets rid of the pain of being a man