The 3 balloons

[Reidiboy]

There are 3 balloons.
Mummy balloon, daddy balloon, and baby balloon, lying in bed.
daddy balloon says. 'Son you are getting too big and too old to sleep in our
bed any more, you need to start sleeping in your own bed from now on'.
So the next night Mummy balloon puts baby balloon in his own bed but baby
balloon is really not happy about this and during the night creeps into his
parents bedroom.
He tries getting in their bed but there really isn't enough room.
So he carefully undoes mummy balloons knot and lets out a bit of air, then
ties it back up.
He then tries to get in the bed again but there still isn't enough room.
So he carefully undoes daddy balloons knot and let out a bit of air then
carefully ties it back up without waking him.
He then tries to get in the bed again, but again there still isn't enough
room.
So he undoes his own knot and let out some air.
He then tries to get in the bed again, and just about fits.
The next morning daddy balloon wakes up and goes mad, 'son' he says, we told
you to sleep in your own bed but you have disobeyed our instructions, I am
very disappointed in you, you have let me down, you have let your mother
down but worst of all you have let yourself down.