Why boats are better than horses

by **jock the boat** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:27 pm

1. Boats can carry more people than horses
2. Boats don't throw the said people off when they are in a bad mood
3. Boats don't leave excrement all over the road
4. Boats dont have hair like terry wogan
5. Boats don't have teeth

Try and beat that you hairy beast. The boat is taking over the horse gang. No more horse.

by **jock the boat** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:42 pm

i spend my time sailing through the seas
i like my wimen to have double d's
im funny , witty , great at the crack
id like to give juan face a kick in the sack

U all know me now my name is jock
my favourite toy is my football sock :wink:

im on every night , U all cant wait
U dont have to tell me, i know im great

jock the boats gang is where U all will be
im the leader U will all see.
except from juan face u'l get the boot
and il sail away with a big toot toot.

TOOT TOOT.

not be long before this song will be sung at a pub near you (burnside, as long as they bring back mull of kintyre)

by **A Horse called Juan Face** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:10 pm

Be quiet, or ill get an iceberg to you.

by **jock the boat** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:13 pm

i could hear the cogs turning from here, is that the best you can do, admit you are defeated, or your head will end up on my cabin wall. alongside shergar, and cher.

by **A Horse called Juan Face** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:14 pm

no i was busy. boats r no use they float, just like big turds

by **jock the boat** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:18 pm

i forget it must be hard to remove hanky's from the box with hoofs.

by **A Horse called Juan Face** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:19 pm

Well at least i have a peeni
all you have is a big hull

by **jock the boat** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:21 pm

what do u think my propeller is for? going forward? its a sex organ u stupid cheese factory

by **A Horse called Juan Face** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:24 pm

Oh Cheese factory. Oh Pap

it's the same things every post with you.

I'm bored now

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by **A Horse called Juan Face** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:31 pm

jock the boat wrote:1. Boats can carry more people than horses
2. Boats don't throw the said people off when they are in a bad mood
3. Boats don't leave excrement all over the road
4. Boats dont have hair like terry wogan
5. Boats don't have teeth

Try and beat that you hairy beast. The boat is taking over the horse gang. No more horse.

1, People don't bet on boats
2, Boats cant jump fences
3, Father Ted never sang about a lovely boat
4, Girls love Horses
5, A boat doesn't have a flowing mane of black hair
6, I'm better than you

by **A Horse called Juan Face** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:29 pm

7, noone is scared of the four boatmen of the apocalypse
8, mobsters dont put boats in their enemies beds
9, there is no basketball game called boat
10, i dont rust
11, horses can stirrup trouble

by **Ship called Dignity** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:59 pm

A Horse called Juan Face wrote:7, noone is scared of the four boatmen of the apocalypse
8, mobsters dont put boats in their enemies beds
9, there is no basketball game called boat
10, i dont rust
11, horses can stirrup trouble