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More Facts about The Horse

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:08 pm
by A Horse called Juan Face
Original Horse Facts can be found on The Horse's gospel page

8, The Horse is an innovator. Many on this board are imitators. The Horse feels that the continued use of the word pap shows a lack of originality and creativity. Those that use this word ad nauseum should be kicked till three weeks after they are dead.(This means you, Coo) (Oh, sorry "FACEMAN")

9, The Horse is amused by the Boat. The Boat can stay

10. The Horse is aware that intermission is a mission on its own

11, The Horse feels that to create a world without racism and prejudice, all borders must be eradicated

12, The Horse bemoans the lack of drive that took him till age 26 to really persue his performance dreams

13, The Horse feels that all evil dictators hiding in other countries should be extradited immediately and with the minimum of fuss

14, The Horse appreciates these women;

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Cristina Scabbia, co-vocalist of Italian goth-metal band Lacuna Coil

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Jennifer Connelly, actress and wife of British twit Paul Bettanny

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Oops, The Horse feels very sheepish. How did that one get there?

15, The Horse feels he has the charisma to one day become a great leader, just like John Connor

16, The Horse is glad the smoking ban is taking effect tomorrow. The Horse only smokes when he is on fire. The Horse also only swears when he is on fire.

17, The Horse feels if he keeps typing in the third person, he may start talking that way too.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:16 pm
by jock the boat
100% pap.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:18 pm
by A Horse called Juan Face
pap is not funny anymore. be original

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:35 pm
by jock the boat
Toot Toot

Re: More Facts about The Horse

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:49 pm
by Bobbie En Tejas
A Horse called Juan Face wrote:12, The Horse bemoans the lack of drive that took him till age 26 to really persue his performance dreams


...and then you realized them by becoming a cart horse?

Re: More Facts about The Horse

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:52 pm
by Bobbie En Tejas
... don't know how that happened :)

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:53 pm
by A Horse called Juan Face
Ah but I drag my cart in the correct places