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The Japanese learning English:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI

How DARE you say suchaseeng tumee...

Well what can you say- funny ha ha - Lets have a laugh at the expense of the Chinese language and culture - grow up you two

ionnsaigh wrote:Well what can you say- funny ha ha - Lets have a laugh at the expense of the Chinese language and culture - grow up you two

Well I thought it was funny.

Someones forgotten to take their chill-pill this morning.

ionnsaigh wrote:Well what can you say- funny ha ha - Lets have a laugh at the expense of the Chinese language and culture - grow up you two

Now why in the world didn't you jump to the conclusion that the video was having a laugh at the expense of the English language and the American culture?

ionnsaigh wrote:Well what can you say- funny ha ha - Lets have a laugh at the expense of the Chinese language and culture - grow up you two

if growing up means u cant take a joke then ill stay as i am thank you very much

No doubt some will take offence to this, but for anyone that is considering driving in Germany here are a few words and phrases that might come in handy:

INDICATORS - Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

BONNET - Pullnob und Knucklechoppen

EXHAUST - Spitzenpoppenhangentuben

SPEEDOMETER - Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

CLUTCH - Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken

PUNCTURE - Die Phlatt mit frick

LEARNER - Die Twatten mit Elplate

ESTATE CAR - Der Bagzeroomfurshagginaute

PARKING METER - Der tennarpinscher und Zlochenarr

WINDSCREEN WIPER - Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

POWER BRAKES - Der edbangeronvinschreen stoppenquick

GEAR LEVER - Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen

FUEL GAUGE - Der Walletemptyung Meter

BREATHALYSER - Die Puffitinter fur Pistenarsen

REAR VIEW MIRROR - Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan

SEAT BELT - Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper

HEADLIGHTS - Das Dippendontdazzelubasted

EXHAUST FUMES - Die Koffundschplitterpoluter

HIGHWAY CODE - Der Wipen fur Arsen

FOG WARNING - Die Puttenklogdownan und Fukkitt

TRAFFIC JAM - Die frick Dammundblast

REAR SEAT - Der Schpringentester

TYRES - Flatfahrts

BACKFIRE - Der Lowdenbangermekkenjumpen

JUGGERNAUT - Der Fukkengratt Trukken

ACCIDENT - Das Bleedinkmess

NEAR ACCIDENT - Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen

GARAGE - Der Hieway Robberung

CYCLIST - Der Peddallpushink Pilloken

SKID - Die Bannanen Waltzen

DOUBLE WHITE LINES - Overtaken und Krunchen

O.K. Lets do one of the quaint Kintyre language then - should be good for a right laugh

ionnsaigh wrote:O.K. Lets do one of the quaint Kintyre language then - should be good for a right laugh

on you go then

No why should I - Your the one you thinks this type of racist trash is funny -so go ahead and give all who think that this highly offensive material is in some way funny- Lets hear the one about the country kintyre village idiot.

ur the one that needs the stick removed from ur buttocks
i bet u couldnt do it cos u clearly dont have any sense of humour anyway

i bet u dont even like irishman jokes

A Horse called Juan Face wrote:i bet u dont even like irishman jokes

He probably doesn't... tho in my experience those jokes are best told by the Irish - and they do quite often as like (most of) the Scots, the Irish do have a sense of humour...

Ever notice that it is the usually the one who has a problem who is the most aware of it.

A person who has an eating problem is the most aware of food. An alcoholic is most aware of alcohol. If a person is so acutely aware of racism that they see it behind every statement, they should take a good look at their own issues.

There are people in the world who love words and language, and the above tickles the humor. When the English language is twisted it is called puns.

Here's a Kintyre version :

It's a horruvva de the de---------The weather is rather inclement
He's taken a fanyach--------------The man has taken a fall
That's wile 'n good-----------------That is excellent
He's baraxied and paralettic------I think that chap is inebbriated
He's taken a turravee tae himsel'----The chap who took the "fanyach" has got up and fallen over again
Hoots hepnin' the de--------------Do you have any plans for later?




Lighten up ionnaisgh