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Colourmail.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:51 pm
by Pete Reek
Ah thought ah better let yis ah know aboot a wee thing that heppened tae me ower the weekend.
Ah got colourmailed :shock: Aye colourmailed! Ah hae tae say colourmailed so as naw ti upset ah thae Richard Craniums fae the PC brigade. This guy wrote an said if ah wis nasty tae him again he wid pit ma photo on the forum. At first ah ses tae misel that he wis grabbing the urine, but naw it's the real McCoy. Seems ah upset him when ah said that he coona join his hans nivver mind bits o wudd. Hees a sneaky wee kweef as well, imagine colourmailin wan o yir freens. Join his hans, this wee bugger coona even join a queue. Noo hoots rang wi the truth ah ask yi. Ah well, ahll jeest haev tae keep mi big mooth shut ah suppose. If Bubbly wis here he wid sort him oot lakely but ahve naw heard fae him in months. Ah hear hees ower in Turkey on holiday but ah donno if thats true or naw.

Ah wis expectin tae hear the Cooboy fella at the Festival but ah see hees claimin hees ower wi Bubba eenoo. Well wan fella therr on Setturday looked hoora lake him but maybe ahm mistook. The man I saw looked as tho he wis a brother roller tae but yi can nivver be shure theys days, noo can yi? The camera nivver lies they say, but sometimes it can be a stranger tae the truth tae, so maybe weel find oot that he wis here an dinna want tae let us hear him screchin away if someboady pits thur photos on. Speekin aboot the camera lyin,look at that Photo o wee Interflora man wae thae two lassies. Lookin at that yi wid think he wis a right good wee dude. Right wee s---e merr lake.
Ah better get mi ar$e off o here before ah get inti trouble again.
See yis ah later mebbe.